#this is what I reckon happened

[philiponmycracker]

Stunning, gorgeous, fabulous darling Tom Hulce in an interview in 1996, for The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Bobbie Wygant Archive)

At random moments, my heart fills with overwhelming joy whenever I remember that Mr Hulce is an actual Disney prince, and that he has been MY Disney prince since i was 11 years-old. I know I wish he did some more musicals during his acting career, but I can't deny a part of me is very pleased that he chose to do it one time only, and THIS is the one he chose to do, and by god did he make the right choice..! How incredible it is he graced us with his gorgeous voice, in what can be considered Disney's most ambitious and daring animation project, to sing perhaps one of the most spectacular scores they ever wrote. Words can't describe how incredibly happy all this makes me.

[rattlung]

again idk if this has been said before but i love the lucanis approval when you're going after zara and illario meets you half way. lucanis is trying to get him to fuck off but illario ignores him and addresses rook, flirts w them, tells them that they should let him give them a tour. and when they also tell him to fuck off cause their honey said so, lucanis likes it. he follows up with "this isn't your job, there's no one you can charm into dropping their guard". and idk it kind of reminds me of the comment lucanis makes during the coffee date cutscene where he says smth along the lines of "even before i was captured, most things were determined for me" and adding that w the implication of illario absolutely hating when attention isn't on him paired with his resentment toward lucanis for being their grandmother's favorite AND lucanis telling emmerich that he "doesn't have illario's gift for flirting" like idk i imagine illario poaching any person he sensed lucanis had even a passing interest in just cause he's a spiteful mf

so here "there's no one you can charm" = "this one is mine, they won't fall for it"

i just think the mutual possessiveness is neat :)

[sometimesanequine]

they should make a body that doesnt try to kill you if you go on a little walk

[pomidorfriend]

The gays are winning but at what cost

[lizzybeeee]

Inquisitor: "Is there any way Solas can be reasoned with?"

Me after Solas has killed Varric, used blood magic on me, trapped me in the fade, created the blight, made the titans tranquil/fucked with the dwarves, started the chain of events that led to Southern Thedas being destroyed, and stealing all my good gear from Inquisition:

[tropicalcontinental]

What if he was human chat (he is human)

[losthighwys]

can’t stop thinking about them detailing exactly what will happen to ethan’s body when he goes underwater and what he is “guaranteed” to go through, including decompression sickness which is literally nicknamed (“the bends”) for the way you’re forced to bend over in extreme pain due to your tissues actually bubbling, and they tell him just ascend quickly anyway, because the longer you’re down there your chance of survival decreases every second, don’t hold your breath because your lungs will pop. the plan is that he’ll probably drown but hopefully hypothermia will give them longer to find him and resuscitate him. but even that plan doesn’t expect that to get out, he has to cut the suit off. completely exposed, bare skin, in arctic water. and then he has to lose the oxygen mask. and force himself up while holding his breath, then not breathing at all, just trying to get his dead frozen body close enough that they could pull the podkova off him. because this is his one part of what needs to be done. he needs to go down and get it. nobody else can go down and get it. and so he does freeze and he does die, and then he wakes up. shaking and screaming and in pain, and all grace can do is hold him and say “you did it.”

[wisteriagoesvroom]

and if i say that the second prodigal son (kimi A) will one day succumb too to the siren call of his motherland (ferrari)... what then...

[theodegas]

oh nothing just thinking about the guilt that likely consumed degas after he found paris on the train and deduced she’d been stabbed by gabriel. the man he had eyes on. the man he was supposed to cover. the man who slipped through his fingertips and off the train.

[sweetmapple]

“Where are his eyes?”

“Exactly where they’d always been”

🔥🔥🔥

Can’t banish this man from my psyche

Expect panopticon drawings 😋

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to shoot you with a tuba

[too-many-rooks]

And I'll do another one. Wolf River (or Les Arbres River 2 if that's already been asked)

The magic of the ask game; I didn’t really have much else worth sharing so this motivated me to write this whole passage I’ve been putting off for weeks;

‘The man on top of him - who had, mere seconds ago, not been a man but the biggest grey wolf River had ever seen, stilled. Under him, River tried to struggle, but what he’d prefer to imagine as relentless thrashing had been downgraded to ineffective squirming. When it had taken him to the floor, the wolf’s teeth had torn through his thick coat and sank deep into the flesh of his shoulder, at the juncture of his neck; blood was seeping through his clothes, and the sharp claws pressed against the other side of his neck threatened to spill more of his blood. 

The man - the wolf? The werewolf? River didn’t even have the time or space in his brain to deal with the enormity of what that meant, if he was just going to die - the other werewolf’s hold was like iron. River knew he would not be able to escape as things stood now. 

Tensed and waiting for more pain, the fight paused, very abruptly, as the stranger - who was entirely naked, perhaps most pressingly - an older man with thick, dark, eyebrows drawn together over sharp and analytical eyes frowned down at him, with all the concern of someone solving a mildly challenging puzzle. 

“You’re one of mine.” He said, mostly to himself, not seeming to need an answer from River, that he was barely capable of giving. Before he could even offer any (performative/instinctive - expected/rote - decorum/etiquette?) noises of struggle, the man had pressed even closer, to the side of River’s throat still glugging blood from the bite mark he’d left there mere moments ago. 

Inhaling deeply, the stranger stuffed his face into the side of River’s throat, ran the point of his nose upwards, followed by his beard bristling against the soft skin of his neck, so oddly intimate and deeply uncomfortable, River squirmed with more effort, eyes wide and alarmed, as he tried in vain to struggle once more against the rock-solid grip he was being held in, barely managing to choke out a “Get - off - me!” in defence of himself. 

The stranger took no notice of his complaints; though he pulled his head up, eyes closed, River’s blood staining his grizzled grey beard, it ran in rivulets down his bare chest and dripped onto River’s jumper. Face turned to the sky for just a moment, the stranger considered his scent, and, looking down at him with an air of surprised revelation, blinked down at him, and said,

“River?”

[asgardiannarnian]

Out-of-context spoilers for Final Reckoning:

[castawavy]

bands in the sims would fix me if im honest

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

*gently pokes you with a stick* bestie how are we feeling about the movie I crave your thoughts (I've been holding it in for a week)

I don't even know what to say

[chuplayswithfire]

sometimes i truly wonder what the landscape of mdzs fandom would be like if the sibling wei wuxian got killed was lan xichen instead of jiang yanli, and he and lan wangji had a real, truly deep, complex, problem between them, instead of their misunderstandings of each other's character